The Newport Street Gallery is opening with a John Hoyland solo exhibition (“Who’s he”? – Ed.)

I’m sure this will be worth it. Possibly. Maybe. If you can stand queuing. And modern art. Plus, it’s free.

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Otherwise there’s a nice pub nearby, The Dog House, 293 Kennington Road (A23), 10 minutes walk. If anyone calls you can always say that you didn’t like the exhibition, as a result of which you’re in the Dog House.